XBOX Is Now 5 Years Old, Hackers Celebrate In Their Special Way

Today, the 5 year anniversary of the Xbox, the University was attacked with UDP floods to the ports used by XBox Live - port 3074.

Thanks to our forensic specialist for showing a text dump of the packets, which revealed:

····X-R own you
*****!··········
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own you *****!··
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····X-R own you
*****!··········
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Replace ***** with the derogatory term normally reserved for female canines.